She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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