shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
