ugly people sure do ruin things
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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