I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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