hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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