wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
