You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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