Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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