my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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