Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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