i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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