The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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