You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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