My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Let's get the cat blown out
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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