He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
this boner is exhausting
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
