Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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