she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Fuck appropriateness.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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