Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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