Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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