My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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