Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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