Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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