is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I am naked and annoyed.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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