Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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