Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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