1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I love black thongs
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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