Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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