You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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