What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Vodka?
Forever.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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