I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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