so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
