Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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