love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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