sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Randomize
