So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Randomize
