guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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