hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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