Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
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