This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
