Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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