I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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