boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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