I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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