If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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