Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
pray to the hookup gods
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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