i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
So vagazzling was a success
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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