I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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