P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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