I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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