ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
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