i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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