you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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