Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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