Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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