She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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