he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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