It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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